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  A short entry, but one of the biggest issues I have with being able to take photos is transportation. My only non-buddy related way of getting around is my motorcycle so a while back I bought a camera backpack but after my first trip out on the bike I found the zipper wanted to walk. The last thing I wanted is to risk $1,800 dollars worth of camera equipment being scattered across the highway. So, I was effectively stuck.
  However, a day or so ago, after a suggestion from a friend, I rigged up a locking system for my bag to keep it from unzipping. The next chance I get I need to test it out but I'm hopeful. I already go on motorcycle rides to relax, if I can get some photos while doing it I will be ecstatic. Of course, the crappy condition of Oklahoma roads will be the biggest test.


Today's Vin Diesel Fact

If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: "Grime of the Century" by Orgy
  • Reading: about guns, still
  • Watching: chemistry tutoring, again
  • Playing: EVE Online
  • Eating: Air
  • Drinking: Grape Kool-Aid


The Dark Sex God
Artist | Hobbyist | Photography
United States
Current Residence: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Favourite genre of music: Anything but Christian, Country-Western, and Disco
Favourite photographer: Myself
Favourite style of art: Many
Operating System: Windows XP Media Center
MP3 player of choice: One that plays music
Shell of choice: 12-gauge Buckshot
Wallpaper of choice: "Morgan le Fay" by Dianae
Skin of choice: Green, you racist bastard!
Favourite cartoon character: Faye Valentine
Personal Quote: "Those who will sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither and will lose both."

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Pajunen Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the :+fav:
Astralseed Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2012  Professional General Artist
You've been featured here to help gain a bit more exposure to your art [link] :aww:
Shakahnna Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Give ♥ This♥ To ♥ The ♥ Twelve ♥ Nicest ♥ People ♥ You ♥ Know ♥ If ♥ You ♥ Get ♥ Five ♥ Back ♥ You ♥ Must ♥ Be ♥ Perfect ♥
Shakahnna Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011
Happy Birthday toots, I hope your day is lovely :cake:
JohnDamen Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
It was an exceedingly simple birthday, but it was still quite nice, I really enjoyed it. And was made all the better by your call, thank you. :hug:

Now, I've had quite enough of this foolishness. I demand you return to YIM nao. =P :hug:
yvilmonster Featured By Owner May 12, 2011  Professional General Artist
HEY I just showed my new friends from Alberta what a brown recluse spider bite looks like. Congrats, four years after my visit, you made more canadians gag at your local bugs. LOL <3
duronboy Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2011  Professional Photographer
Thank you so much for the favorite!
yvilmonster Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010  Professional General Artist
Seconded what Shak said...minus the judgement day thing, that just confuses me! :heart:
JohnDamen Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Aww, you're welcome, hun. :glomp:

In my message to her, I said; "I know you're probably subscribed until Judgment Day, but here's three months on top of that." :D
yvilmonster Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2010  Professional General Artist
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